Forgot to bring this up this morning …
June 7, 2015
Memo to Frank
My dear buddy,
Please let me know BEFORE you climb into bed that you’ve rolled in some unknown animal’s shit. I didn’t appreciate making that pleasant little discovery this morning, okay? It’s not just that I had to include an unscheduled trip to the laundry in the day’s activities. Not everyone appreciates the subtle enjoyment of that feeling the way you do.
Got it? Great. Thanks!